This Blog’s Manifesto (Blogafesto? Maniblogsto? Mablifogsto?)

This blog is intended to be a place for me to write things that come to my mind from time to time, but that lack the insight or clarity to be published in any legitimate way. In this sense, it is completely different from any other blog you have come across.

To begin, here is a list of topics you will never see referenced in this blog (unless there are extraordinary circumstances)

Charlie Sheen

The Jersey Shore

Justin Bieber

Reality Television (unless I find a certain clip exceptionally entertaining)

Twilight

Next, a list of people, institutions, and concepts that will likely be ridiculed (so don’t act surprised when they are)


Michael Moore

Ted Nugent

Libertarians

Feminism

Deepak Chopra

Karma

Anyone who says, “everything happens for a reason”

Sociology

Anyone who claims to be “street smart”

Bob Marley

Finally, a list of things that this blog currently endorses


Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The Wire

Whiskey

Fishnet Stockings

Cute, German Blonds (http://terrisgsnipe.tumblr.com/)

The term, “bingo-bango”

Whiskey

Wilford Brimley’s Mustache

Nietzsche’s Metaphysics of Flux

Note: All of these lists are subject to sudden, arbitrary changes.



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