Why Everyone Should Watch "Hard Target" – A Photo Essay

                 His face is being reflected in an Arrow Head. Note the Tag-Line.


Van Damme. With a Mullet.

A snake gets knocked the fuck out.

And then this happens.

Lance Henriksen

                          

Lance Henriksen on fire – not giving a fuck

                       

Wilford Brimley as a french bow-and-arrow shooting farmer

Not Pictured:

Van Damme shooting a man 30 times in the chest and THEN kicking him in the face

Van Damme playing chicken with a truck while on a motorcycle-AND WINNING

Wilford Brimley on a horse galloping away from an explosion

 If after all this, and after watching the trailer, you still see no reason to at least watch this movie while drunk, we can’t be friends.

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